We have recently posted some exclusive topless pictures of Lily Allen and they were pretty good, but now we really have the greatest Lily Allen topless pictures.

They are made in the same day, but from a different angle. What amazes me is that the bitch has no problem in showing off her nipples and her ugly small breasts.

I wouldn't touch those things for nothing in this world... so Lily, if not even I can feel a damn movement down there in my pants when i look at the photos, no one else can!

Enjoy the photos!

Sporting a sexy black jacket zipped down to let her cleavage be seen, Kim Kardashian paid a visit to Neiman Marcus retail in Los Angeles.

After deciding from among range of items, the sex-tape protagonist left the store, walking on the grass to get on her gigantic SUV! :|

How do they say it? "Keep off the grass!" ??  Hey you idiot! Don't you know to read?

She's too busy to waste time reading placards, she has more important things to do! Like what?

Like defending her brother Rob Jr who had been acussed of harming using violence a gay employee by Courtney Love.

“Rob Jr. cold socked and punched my employee right in his face for no reason and broke his nose after my guy was hanging out with his pal Brody Jenner one night outside Hyde lounge” Love wrote a post on her blog.

Kim fought back with her entire army: boobs, ass, mouth and vagina also:

“A lot of what she wrote doesn’t even make much sense and doesn’t follow a clear train of thought. At one point she says Brody was there too and that someone yelled discriminatory expletives against gay people, but I honestly can’t figure out who she is accusing because her writing is so bad.”

“All I know is that both Brody and Rob didn’t do anything close to what Ms. Love has described.”

“We will forward this terrible nonsense to our attorneys.”

Uuuu, I'm so scared about your attorneys :-s ! Kiss My Ass! But Courtney freaked out and responded with another post, revealing the previous post was indeed, untrue.

All in all, Rob is he gay too?

If sometimes I feel a strong feeling of guilt and regret when I say bad things about Britney, well, let me tell you that now when I call Paris Hilton a blonde slut, I feel damn good; because she really IS!

How can I not introduce my penis to Paris, when she's so willing to have a whole community of penes, all at once in her mouth? :X Lovely!

Continuing her holidays in Aspen, our especially valued miss Hilton was spotted out, together with her bitchy best friend Brittany Flickinger; by the way, this little young lady doesn't look bad at all, in fact I'd stick her with my thing!

Wearing an "animal print top layered over a green shirt with tan trousers and a pair of faux fur-lined boots", Paris had a very good time in Aspen shopping and being offered massage.

I hate these two bitches more than anyone else, mostly because they are rich and stupid, and don't care about a thing on this fucked world.

Lindsay Lohan and her lesbo fiance Samantha Ronson were caught yesterday enjoying each other's company, having a good day out in LA.

The lesbians went together for a coffee at the Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf in West Hollywood, California, but not holding hands as they wished to.

Actress Lohan have reportedly taken Samantha to celebrate their Christmas at Twin Dragon Chinese restaurant before heading to a dive bar in Los Feliz.

The girls appear to have fun, and I hate that!

Sporting a black swimsuit, Jennifer Ellison was spotted in the Maldives, kissing her new fiance, lucky boxer Rob Tickle.

The 25 year-old actress has been dating Rob for about eight months, and unfortunately, they have finally decided to get engaged.

Only after Jennifer finished her work in Liverpool [playing Cinderella in pantomime, a humorous British theatrical entertainment: a style of British theater, or a play in this style, traditionally performed at Christmas, in which a folktale or children's story is told with jokes, songs, and dancing] they could relax on the beach, and enjoy each other's company.

Ellison looks so hot, but I cannot overlook the fat around her belly and those voluptuous thighs, which even so, don't look bad at all.

With Jennifer Aniston promoting it in all the possible TV shows, it appears that the dog drama "Marley & Me" hits the #1 at the Christmas Day Box Office in the USA.

Jennifer's movie beat out Brad Pitt's "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button", taking in about $14.6 million in ticket sales. I can't stop thinking about how happy is Jen right now, that she took revenge on her ex-boyfriend.

On the third place, there comes Adam Sandler's "Bedtime Stories" which raked in $10.4 million in ticket sales, followed by the World War II thriller "Valkyrie" starring Tom Cruise at #4 with $8.4 million and the comedy "Yes Man" at #5 with $5.9 million.

#1 - Marley & Me : $14.6 million

#2 - The Curious Case of Benjamin Button : $14.6 million

#3 - Bedtime Stories : $10.4 million

#4 - Valkyrie : $8.4 million

#5 - Yes Man : $5.9 million

#6 - Seven Pound: $4.8 million

#7 - The Spirit : $3.8 million

#8 - The Day The Earth Stood Still : $2.7 million

#9 - Four Christmases : $2.3 million

#10- The Tale of Despereaux : $2 million

“Through fashion, you can be a flirt.” Tells us Dita von Teese, the cover girl for this month’s Citizen K magazine, while talking about her new line of lingerie, launched while still in her thirties.

“I’m a crazy girl with an obsession for lingerie. It is not a question of seduction, but of femininity, which is very different.” Indeed it is.

In the photo shoot for the magazine, there is nothing vulgar about her clothes, they actually seem quite innocent. Well, that’s just a side to it, because every outfit has a little hint of sexiness about it.

The clothes are a little old school and make her a seem a teen, reminding us of female icons from decades ago. Seeing these pictures, you wouldn’t guess her real job, that of a stripper.

When talking about her choice in career she says: “When I was young, I was given advice for becoming rich and famous. I did neither. There are many women who want to be actresses or models, but nobody wants to be a great stripper. What I wanted was not to be like everyone else, so I said I want to be a stripper.”

Christina Aguilera is eye candy in Cosmopolitan Sweden.

Sexy singer-mom Christina Aguilera does Cosmo’s cover this January. Ever since getting married and having a kid, she’s obviously grown up a whole lot, and this is more than obvious from her choice of clothes, make-up and hair.

She’s wearing a steamy, but elegant little ivory dress and her blonde hair, loosely curled, falling down her back. This style suits her way better than what she used to wear five years ago when she looked nothing more than like a common whore.

With all the pregnancy fat long gone, Christina looks more like the new hot teacher, rather than the mom.

Nevertheless, I can't genuinely wait for their son Max's first birthday.. Imagine how it's going to be the party! Christina is very excited about it, and also about having a baby:

“I’m the happiest I have ever been in my life. I’m a very lucky girl. Jordan and I have been together for seven years now, and it’s getting better every day. We’ve got a lot to look forward to. I’m just in awe of everything that is happening to us right now.” 

Can't wait :X

It's officialy reported that Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady are legally engaged!

TMZ has learnt that Tom put the "Would you marry me?" difficult question to his Brazilian supermodel on Christmas Eve aboard a private jet.

Of course, Gisele accepted with a big smile on her sweet face, shouting "I do, I do, I do!!!"

Tom had decorated the jet with dozens of white roses as well as champagne, to be sure his fiancee would not refuse him. Gisele's parents accompanied them, flying from Teterboro Airport in New Jersey straight to Boston.

The two celebrities are so decided to marry each other, after a two year-relationship, that I become suspicious about Bundchen's virginity.. what if she still has a pure vagina? [women are good only for cooking, cleaning and vagina, as my good friend Jon Lajoie told me ]

Having a horrible body, and looking disgusting in bikini, Donatella Versace was spotted walking out on the beach in St. Barts on Christmas Day.

The old fashion designer spends her holidays in the Carribean, in an exclusive resort on St Barts.

I have a huge respect for the designer Donatella Versace and for the empire she built, but I cannot calm down when I see such a deeply wrinkled skin walking in front of everybody. The bitch should go to a sanatorium!

Donatella was once a beautiful curvacious woman, but her time's up! She had a riotously life, having problems with cocaine and alcohol and entering rehab. 

Miss Versace told the press that:

“I did it for myself, first. You can’t do it for another reason. I knew I was hurting people. And if I wasn’t functioning, nothing around me was functioning - I was aware of that.”

It's all about money.. You should start thinking about your soul also, because there, where you go, money means nothing!